Re: I'm failing to see how this is clever or funny.


Author:Troll's Hole
Date:2019-04-14 13:17:49
In Reply To:Re: I'm failing to see how this is clever or funny. by Casual Observer
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OMG! Just the one?
I never said it was my first one, Captain Duh. My LG G3 was not my first phone either.

Furthermore, I've had TWO for more than FIVE years.
You say 5 years like it's a long time. What are you 12? You have, in all seriousness, been typing on membrane keyboards all your life prior to year 2014? So the post you wrote that triggered Kyle to reply "I'm failing to see how this is clever or funny" in 2012, was crafted with a membrane keyboard? What the fuck? That was almost yesterday.
I've spent more than $400 on mechanical keyboards
So $200 for each keyboard. That's cheap garbage.
I was the first to like Opeth around these parts and I was the first to hate Opeth around these parts and I did so before it was trendy to do so in both cases. I don't follow trends. I set them.
I've hated Opeth since 1998. Their first 3 albums sucked ass just like the rest of them do. That's over 2 decades of ceaseless Opeth hating. You were probably enjoying Hanson when I was already too good for Opeth.

Anyway I have some other tech that I will soon share with you which will make you shit your pants in rage. Start cleaning those keyboards in preparation, because you're in for a looooong rage type.

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