Re: I'm failing to see how this is clever or funny.

Author:Casual Observer
Date:2019-04-13 23:49:47
In Reply To:I'm failing to see how this is clever or funny. by Troll's Hole
Today I measure it instead based on how much Casual Observer hates my ultra modern, expensive gadgets.
You mean your gimmicky and obsolete expensive gadgets? Scoreboard:
  • Original iPad (lol, gay). Obsolete.
  • HTC Vive. Obsolete.
  • Lucky Goldstar G3 mobile phone. Obsolete.
  • Curved 3D TV. Doubly obsolete.
That list is almost as depressing as Adam Sandler's career. Or Packy commenting about the state of his marriage in an equally unhappy post about some vinyl release I couldn't care about.
Speaking of which, I just purchased $300 mechanical keyboard. It's very clicky and great. I bet Casual types with a cheap membrane keyboard, hahahaha what a homo.
OMG! Just the one? JFC, what a lamer. I have TWO. One for crafting pointless invective at home and another one for crafting pointless invective at work. You don't seriously believe I created my epic review of that snoozefest Redemption album that Tony still claims he hasn't read and Nick is still angry about on a cheap-ass $10 membrane job do you? No sir, I cut and pasted that bitch together very noisily on the keyboard equivalent of putting playing cards in your bicycle spokes.

Furthermore, I've had TWO for more than FIVE years. I've spent more than $400 on mechanical keyboards and did so long before you millennial hipster, waxed-beardy types jumped on board and pushed the prices up. Fucking hell, you'll be telling me about this great new band you heard called Opeth next. I was the first to like Opeth around these parts and I was the first to hate Opeth around these parts and I did so before it was trendy to do so in both cases. I don't follow trends. I set them.

I bet you got one of those girly ones with the letters printed on the keys, because you still don't remember where they all are yet. What an amateur. I'm actually slightly annoyed at the minimal wear you've caused me to inflict on my cherry mx brown switches in order to respond to your post. Well done.

nvandyk proclaimed:
Fuck off already. You really are an immense prick, you know that? Have been for years.
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