If Troma turned that title into a feature film, I would watch it in a heartbeat.

Date:2019-03-09 00:35:23
Edited:2019-03-09 00:48:24
In Reply To:Correction: Chris and Tony vs. the Docile bitches, bitch. Nt by Kosh
They could replace zombies with SJW's; a collection of libtards wearing Hillary shirts, and carrying Bernie Sanders' Birdy signs. These libtardian malcontents attack our heroes with empathy, and reason. This causes the due to morph into Heavy Metal 2A Warriors.

Their mission requires them to drive cross-country to save their fearless, and beautiful, leader, and SuperBeets Spokeswoman, Dana Loesch, who's holed up in her mountain retreat (which is really just a condo in Greenwich Village). She can barely make it to Starbucks, and the gun store before a swarm of SJW's descend upon her. These SJW's will stop at nothing to show her love and kindness and reason.

Along the way our fearless mercs run into Anne Coulter, who's life has taken a dark turn. She's a back road lot lizard, serving tricks for platefuls of meatloaf, and tater tots. They mercifully put her out of her misery by accident. Her head explodes (Scanner style) when she's forced to listen to the Three Tremor's, which is the only cd they brought with them.

That's also the soundtrack to the movie.

Our dynamic duo soon realize that the SJW hoards are crossing over from a super duper secret realm known as The Safe Zone. It's a parallel universe where a thriving society embraced Democratic Socialism decades ago. These healthy, long-living, and incredibly intelligent citizens are crossing over into our world to save us from ourselves.

But not if our dynamic duo have anything to say about it.

Armed with mad martial art skills, more heat than a Stormy Daniels feature length. and hella-cool monster trucks, they are the only ones who can save Dana.

Will they get there in time?

Can they destroy the Safe Zone?

... or will Dana Loesch finally get a soul?

That would be a fun fuckin' film to watch.

sorry about all the typos.. I'm at work.. which sucketh mightily.

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