Things that make my brain flatline

Author:Genghis Grim
Date:2017-08-09 09:01:57
Someone built a genome encoder to send DNA sequences worldwide and to remote places. You know so you can make vaccines and antidotes on the spot.

A research specialist from Budapest exclaimed, "My God! We can't start sending our stinking viruses to other planets. What if aliens thought like us?!" She thinks it's a transporter from Star Trek.

Blackwater wants to to take over operations in Afghanistan. Not much more to add to this one.

A friend wrote me last night and informed me his girlfriend just became a flat earther.

"Why?", I asked.

"She's spiritual"

"But Newton was a theologian. Spiritual has nothing to do with it. If she doesn't understand Newtonian physics, take her driver's license away. Even my dog understands magnetoreception when he goes to take a leak."

"I think the sex is lame."

"I guess so since all she'll do is missionary style."

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